The following is a transcript of a conversation recently received at the RX HELPLINE
RX Helpline: How May I help you?
Marino: My ManGina hurts again
RX Helpline: Have you tried Vagisil, or not shaving so closely?
Marino: No, That was last week’s problem, I mean something else today.
RX Helpline: OK sorry, what can we help you with?
Marino: The guys are being mean to me
RX Helpline: Well I am not sure this warrants a complaint, tell me more.
Marino: Well, I get ridiculed by guys, It hurts my feelings
RX Helpline: OK, What guys, we can look into it.
Marino: Patrick1963 is the worst, then GonnaWin, also JM Burd
RX Helpline: OK one at a time, what does Patrick1963 do?
Marino: Well, he always has something smartass to say in my threads.
Marino: Then he fades my occasional play I post a thread about, and makes big Money.
:money8:
RX Helpline: Marino, I looked at your last 3918 entries at another website, and it consisted of the following:
464 references to “cat fucker”
799 references to “gay” with the <?xml:namespace prefix = v ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml" /><v:shapetype id=_x0000_t75 stroked="f" filled="f" path="m@4@5l@4@11@9@11@9@5xe" o
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1000 Racist comments against some guy named “Crush”
373 expressions of laughing at your own “jokes”<v:shape id=_x0000_i1027 style="WIDTH: 32.25pt; HEIGHT: 17.25pt" type="#_x0000_t75" alt=""> <v:imagedata o:href="http://www.covers.com/images/emoticons/an_roll_laugh.gif" src="file:///C:\DOCUME~1\ROBERT~1\LOCALS~1\Temp\msohtml1\01\clip_image002.gif"></v:imagedata></v:shape>icon
1259 smart ass comments of your own
23 actual post on picks ( 1 actually won…Congrats )
That is 3918 entries, with little or no insight or value.
IS THAT WHY YOU GOT BANNED
Marino: Ummm, why are you being mean to me too?
RX Helpline: I am not, I am just pointing out something, ok back on subject, what can we do for you?
Marino: Can we kill these guys?
RX Helpline: NO
Marino: Can we force these guys to stay in the Rubber Room?
RX Helpline: NO, and how would that help, that is the place that you have made entries in 3844 of your last 3918 posts?
Marino: Oh yeah, Can we ban them FROM the Rubber Room?
RX Helpline: NO
Marino: OK, How about deleting their posts, that will make me happy?
RX Helpline: OK, we can look into that; Let me get some information from you
Marino: k
RX Helpline: I see from your profile you live in <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comffice:smarttags" /><st1lace w:st="on">Southern California</st1lace>, now, where do you really live?
Marino: So <st1:State w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">Cal</st1lace></st1:State>
RX Helpline: My God, you are the first person in my years here to be proud of that, I figured it was fictitious.
That is a terrible smelling area, Paper Mills, Mexican Border, landfills and all.
Marino: No Mommy moved me and Sis here about 5 years ago
RX Helpline: What about the horrible stench?
Marino: The city said if Mom takes a bath, they were ok with it.
RX Helpline: NO, I MEANT THE STENCH OF <st1lace w:st="on">SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA</st1lace>
Marino: OHHH OK, Sorry
RX Helpline: Back on topic, how old are you?
Marino13: Funny, that is the number one question all the means guys ask me too.
RX Helpline: OK, what do you tell them?
Marino: I tell them they are cat fuckers
RX Helpline: Listen this isn’t going very far, have you talked to your Mommy or Daddy about your hurt feelings?
Marino: well, I talked to a Daddy 3 weeks ago, but, I have had 43 “New daddies" since then.
RX Helpline: Wait, I live in So Cal, I may know you…
Marino: Really, You want to be my Daddy, I am looking for attention.
RX Helpline: No…Do you have a sister and mother that work together?
Marino: YES, YES, YES…You do know me…Now can you kill those guys?
RX Helpline: NO
Marino: My sister and Mother work together selling Potato Chips
RX Helpline: Potato Chips?
Marino: Yes, I see them at all hours of the day, standing on the street corner shouting "LAYS…LAYS….LAYS FOR SALE"
RX Helpline :UMMM Ok, Lets move on….I think I remember your mom from high school, did the Football team retired HER <st1lace w:st="on">Jersey</st1lace>.
Marino: That is what I heard.
Marino: You are hurting my feelings, if I can’t get you to kill those guys, then you are no help…
Marino: I have to go bash in about 20 different threads now, You SUCK!
RX Helpline: I was just trying to help
Marino: well you are <v:shape id=_x0000_i1025 style="WIDTH: 18.75pt; HEIGHT: 16.5pt" type="#_x0000_t75" alt=""><v:imagedata o:href="http://www.covers.com/images/emoticons/reallyhappy.gif" src="file:///C:\DOCUME~1\ROBERT~1\LOCALS~1\Temp\msohtml1\01\clip_image001.gif"></v:imagedata></v:shape>you no good cat fucker
END OF SESSION 0418 02/26/05
:carto1710 you Cal State Fullerton Jack-Off
:finger: :finger: :finger:
RX Helpline: How May I help you?
Marino: My ManGina hurts again
RX Helpline: Have you tried Vagisil, or not shaving so closely?
Marino: No, That was last week’s problem, I mean something else today.
RX Helpline: OK sorry, what can we help you with?
Marino: The guys are being mean to me
RX Helpline: Well I am not sure this warrants a complaint, tell me more.
Marino: Well, I get ridiculed by guys, It hurts my feelings
RX Helpline: OK, What guys, we can look into it.
Marino: Patrick1963 is the worst, then GonnaWin, also JM Burd
RX Helpline: OK one at a time, what does Patrick1963 do?
Marino: Well, he always has something smartass to say in my threads.
Marino: Then he fades my occasional play I post a thread about, and makes big Money.
:money8:
RX Helpline: Marino, I looked at your last 3918 entries at another website, and it consisted of the following:
464 references to “cat fucker”
799 references to “gay” with the <?xml:namespace prefix = v ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml" /><v:shapetype id=_x0000_t75 stroked="f" filled="f" path="m@4@5l@4@11@9@11@9@5xe" o
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373 expressions of laughing at your own “jokes”<v:shape id=_x0000_i1027 style="WIDTH: 32.25pt; HEIGHT: 17.25pt" type="#_x0000_t75" alt=""> <v:imagedata o:href="http://www.covers.com/images/emoticons/an_roll_laugh.gif" src="file:///C:\DOCUME~1\ROBERT~1\LOCALS~1\Temp\msohtml1\01\clip_image002.gif"></v:imagedata></v:shape>icon
1259 smart ass comments of your own
23 actual post on picks ( 1 actually won…Congrats )
That is 3918 entries, with little or no insight or value.
IS THAT WHY YOU GOT BANNED
Marino: Ummm, why are you being mean to me too?
RX Helpline: I am not, I am just pointing out something, ok back on subject, what can we do for you?
Marino: Can we kill these guys?
RX Helpline: NO
Marino: Can we force these guys to stay in the Rubber Room?
RX Helpline: NO, and how would that help, that is the place that you have made entries in 3844 of your last 3918 posts?
Marino: Oh yeah, Can we ban them FROM the Rubber Room?
RX Helpline: NO
Marino: OK, How about deleting their posts, that will make me happy?
RX Helpline: OK, we can look into that; Let me get some information from you
Marino: k
RX Helpline: I see from your profile you live in <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com
ffice:smarttags" /><st1lace w:st="on">Southern California</st1lace>, now, where do you really live? Marino: So <st1:State w:st="on"><st1
lace w:st="on">Cal</st1lace></st1:State> RX Helpline: My God, you are the first person in my years here to be proud of that, I figured it was fictitious.
That is a terrible smelling area, Paper Mills, Mexican Border, landfills and all.
Marino: No Mommy moved me and Sis here about 5 years ago
RX Helpline: What about the horrible stench?
Marino: The city said if Mom takes a bath, they were ok with it.
RX Helpline: NO, I MEANT THE STENCH OF <st1
lace w:st="on">SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA</st1lace> Marino: OHHH OK, Sorry
RX Helpline: Back on topic, how old are you?
Marino13: Funny, that is the number one question all the means guys ask me too.
RX Helpline: OK, what do you tell them?
Marino: I tell them they are cat fuckers
RX Helpline: Listen this isn’t going very far, have you talked to your Mommy or Daddy about your hurt feelings?
Marino: well, I talked to a Daddy 3 weeks ago, but, I have had 43 “New daddies" since then.
RX Helpline: Wait, I live in So Cal, I may know you…
Marino: Really, You want to be my Daddy, I am looking for attention.
RX Helpline: No…Do you have a sister and mother that work together?
Marino: YES, YES, YES…You do know me…Now can you kill those guys?
RX Helpline: NO
Marino: My sister and Mother work together selling Potato Chips
RX Helpline: Potato Chips?
Marino: Yes, I see them at all hours of the day, standing on the street corner shouting "LAYS…LAYS….LAYS FOR SALE"
RX Helpline :UMMM Ok, Lets move on….I think I remember your mom from high school, did the Football team retired HER <st1
lace w:st="on">Jersey</st1lace>. Marino: That is what I heard.
Marino: You are hurting my feelings, if I can’t get you to kill those guys, then you are no help…
Marino: I have to go bash in about 20 different threads now, You SUCK!
RX Helpline: I was just trying to help
Marino: well you are <v:shape id=_x0000_i1025 style="WIDTH: 18.75pt; HEIGHT: 16.5pt" type="#_x0000_t75" alt=""><v:imagedata o:href="http://www.covers.com/images/emoticons/reallyhappy.gif" src="file:///C:\DOCUME~1\ROBERT~1\LOCALS~1\Temp\msohtml1\01\clip_image001.gif"></v:imagedata></v:shape>you no good cat fucker
END OF SESSION 0418 02/26/05
:carto1710 you Cal State Fullerton Jack-Off
:finger: :finger: :finger:
